A fashionable place where fashionable dogs gather with their socialite owners...
This is one such dog café.
Here we go, Josephine.
Tale of the Doggypus
Ow, ow, ow!
Work with me a little here, Josephine.
Welcome.
This is our menu.
Uh, okay...
Um, could I get the raspberry first love chiffon cake?
Very well. What would your dog like?
Just some water for him.
Okay, okay!
Thank you for waiting.
This is the special whimsy dog terrine.
And here is your raspberry first love chiffon cake.
What is this little fragment? Food rations?
There's nothing “first love” about this.
Give me yours.
Are you sure, Momoka?
It may look good, but that's dog food.
Thanks for the food.
You jerk!
No way.
Give that back!
What's her problem?
It's a pleasure to meet you.
I am Inugami, the owner of this shop.
Are you enjoying our store?
Y-Yes.
This is a paradise for humans and dogs.
It's a place for us to politely enjoy a comfortable environment.
In other words,
poorly mannered dogs are absolutely not allowed!
Do you understand?
O-Of course! He's perfectly trained!
Why don't we do this, then?
To commemorate your visit, why don't you compare your dog's training
to that of our mascot Peth?
Peth?
Peth looks stupid.
Fine. Let's do it.
Peth.
That's Peth?
Peth, sit.
Good boy.
You're good at this kind of thing, right?
In that case...
Lie down.
Lie down!
Stand.
Stand!
Shake hands.
Shake hands!
Through.
Through!
Amazing.
W-Well, it's only natural for a dog.
Next...
...the dogs must find their owner's handkerchief hidden in all these boxes.
Peth, go!
Josephine!
Hurry up!
What? That's not a dog!
You really hadn't noticed?
I'm sorry.
You can't bring animals other than dogs into this paradise!
Don't come back again!
The flames!
Oh, no! That's a real ring of fire I bought second hand from a circus!
What are you making your dogs do?
The fire's spreading.
Peth, it's dangerous over there.
Jump over here immediately.
Owner, he can't do it.
Animals instinctively fear fire.
Oh, Peth can't do it?
Platy, come over here!
You, too?
It's not possible.
There's no way your nonsensical creature could do something Peth can't.
What are you doing, Platy?
Get over here!
It's all right.
I'll catch you. Trust me.
I told you to get over here, you short-legged, upturned-eyed freak!
Amazing. He jumped over the flames...
What a powerful bond.
You little shit!
That was splendid.
What?
You have shown me the depth of your bond.
As long as a bond exists between them, any animal can coexist with humankind.
I'm sorry for mocking you.
Inugami-san...
I know. Maybe I'll allow any kind of animal in the store from now on.
Welcome.
I heard I can bring my pet to this café.
P-President...
It's all right. I've trained him not to eat humans,
but I'm not so sure about dogs.
This scene was later uploaded to a video website,
and the store became famous as a café for rare beasts.
Pool Closest to Heaven
The sun is so bright.
The waves sound so nice.
No, not at all.
After all,
we're at the school pool.
I know that!
I wanted to pretend I was at a beach resort since I can't wait for summer.
You two are no fun at all.
The three of us don't usually hang out together.
I like pools
Where are Miou and Momoka?
Miou-sama had something to do tonight.
The moment Momoka-sama saw the swimsuit I had prepared for her,
she ran off without a word.
What's her problem? It's just a swimsuit...
And we got to use the pool since the swimming club took the day off.
Do you know...
about the scary story surrounding this pool?
What?
Ten years ago, some bullies trapped a girl on the swim team in here
who drowned the next day.
Since then, the ghost of a girl appears when you swim in this pool.
She drags you underwater and drowns you...
Th-The ghost of a girl?
Yeah, right.
How ridiculous.
This is the last one.
I finished locking up the school.
Did you just hear a metallic click?
I-It won't open! It's locked!
We'll use our phones to contact someone on the outside!
We left our phones in the changing room.
Then we'll call for help from the windows!
There aren't any windows here.
We're completely trapped!
Is this...
We'll have to stay here overnight.
Overnight? What are we going to do if the ghost appears?
It won't appear.
You're worried about being dragged underwater.
I'm just being careful!
It's cold!
Looks like they turned off the heat.
It's better to stay in the water.
I wonder if staying in the water all night will turn my skin into jelly.
This is more serious than that.
As night falls, so will the temperature, and we'll get hypothermia.
We may even freeze to death.
How did we go from a resort to an extreme survival challenge?
If this were a hot spring, it would be great.
I know! I saw this in a drama!
If you throw this in the water, it'll heat up in a second!
Didn't that kill someone in the drama?
As your hypothermia symptoms advance, you lose the ability to think normally.
Kayo-san, you're smart!
Heat up the pool!
I can't work miracles.
No, there is a way.
What is it?
According to Boyle-Charles' Law, applying pressure to an object increases
the kinetic energy of its molecules and raises the temperature.
The temperature of the oxygen in the pool is roughly six degrees Centigrade.
Assuming the specific heat of each atom is 1,006 joules,
the pressure necessary to raise the pool's temperature to one that
will maintain biological activity is...
If we apply this much pressure, we can heat up the pool.
How much is that?
About as much as an elephant falling from the stratosphere.
How wonderful.
All these difficult topics made me sleepy...
If we get out of the water, we'll freeze to death.
But if we fall asleep in the water, we'll drown.
We're truly between a rock and a hard place.
What's wrong?
A new trial...
What is it?
I have to go to the bathroom.
What?
You have to do it outside.
I know that!
We'll look the other way.
Get out of the pool first.
No way! I'm going to freeze to death!
Don't be selfish.
I can't hold it anymore!
Get out already.
No!
Go ahead and kill me!
Where did this sudden change come from?
If you won't kill me...
I'll kill you!
I'll erase all the witnesses and make it a perfect crime!
Ow, ow, ow!
You titty monster!
I found a way for us to live.
What?
Really?
It's pain.
If we apply a sensation that overrides our fatigue, we won't feel sleepy.
You're right. It's like stabbing yourself in the thigh with a mechanical pencil
when you feel sleepy in class.
Yeah. Sometimes I rip out a bunch of nose hairs at once.
Just go to sleep.
Now you've done it ♥
In other words, we just have to slap and pinch each other.
Ouch
Take this
Wh-What are you doing?
I thought it'd be better to go all out.
You're overdoing it.
Right, Urara?
Whoever wants to die first, step forward.
Your goal changed!
Allow me to reiterate.
As your hypothermia symptoms advance, you lose the ability to think normally.
I'll kill you first.
I'll say it again.
You lose the ability to think normally.
I don't want to hit you.
But if I don't, you'll hit me.
I thought this was just an ordinary pool, but ghosts and survival games are awesome.
If they had told me sooner, I would've canceled my plans.
People make up fake scary stories all the time.
I can't believe I escaped from Urara only to be caught by you.
It won't open.
It's me! Open the door!
Maybe they already left.
Are they trying to exclude me?
You won't get away with this.
She's used to doing that...
Ootori Miou has arrived!
They're not here.
I told you, they must've...
Did the ghost get you?
Despite everything that happened, it's great that Urara and the others were saved.
The internal bleeding and broken ribs are no big deal.
MAD Grannies X
The narrative developments are always sudden,
but this time they're doing survival games in Australia.
You must've been influenced by something you saw again.
Don't worry. I've already found an opponent for us.
That's not what I'm worried about.
I bet we're fighting some mohawk lunatics in remodeled vehicles.
I'm sorry. That's what I wanted, but...
I knew it!
Wait, that's not it?
Our opponents made it.
This is the survival game team of the elderly society in my neighborhood.
You may be Miou-chan's friends,
but we won't go easy on you.
Can these people even play survival games?
There seems to be a happy and unsteady old woman.
This is Australia?
Is this Australia?
L-Let's take it easy.
This'll be a piece of cake.
Let's get this over with and go sightseeing in Australia.
The rules follow a race format.
Current Location
The survival game will take place as we make one lap around the designated course.
The first team to defeat all their opponents or cross the finish line wins.
Race format? We don't have licenses.
You can ride this.
I got you a driver.
I'm taking a bike.
Thanks for your help, driver.
Hey!
Lemon? You're our driver?
I was suddenly abducted...
You know him?
Can you even drive?
I don't have much experience, but I've honed my driving skills through playing racing games.
You've only played games?
All right. We're off to a good start.
What?
Taking aim at 1 cm per second
Were they just pretending to be feeble?
Leave Miou-chan to me.
Kids these days run their mouths like they're hot shit!
They always bitch about the candy you try to give them!
They get mad when you mend the holes in their pants!
And they say they'd rather have cash than a library card!
Punish the young!
Maya-san!
Maya!
We'll focus our attacks.
Bring us closer to that tractor.
Roger.
I'm out of bullets.
Gotcha!
I can't shoot her!
Kayo, Urara!
You lost three in an instant.
You might not even last half the track.
What a sorry sight.
What?
My feeble defense isn't working...
It is a fiend?
A demon?
No, it's Momoka.
Lady Momoka, there's a tunnel up ahead.
That's it. Accelerate, Lemon.
Yes, ma'am.
The helicopter won't be able to follow us in here.
We're going after the truck.
Don't let them escape!
Got it!
Wait!
I'm too scared to go in the tunnel.
You're gonna let them get away?
The brakes!
Got it!
We're saved.
You're not safe yet.
They're taking a while.
They're out!
Fly, Lemon! Jump at him!
What? I can't do that!
It's all right. I know you can do it, Lemon.
Got it.
What?
Go!
The rest is up to you.
What?
No way!
Lady Momoka...
Time to cross the finish line.
Ready, and... goal!
Time to go sightseeing.
Nothing beats a bath after survival games.
You got that right.
Heading towards Maya's boobs at 1 cm per second
I'm so happy today.
You're happy even though you lost?
At our age, just going out with everyone makes you more than happy.
Really?
The unsteady old woman is missing.
A few days later, the old woman who disappeared was discovered
Mysterious Old Woman Found in Australia
At Hanging Rock Again
several kilometers away at Hanging Rock.
She had no memory of how she got there.
Dear viewers!
You should take good care of pets and the elderly.
Fight on, high school girls.
Gangsters, the entertainment industry, and aliens.
Bring them all on.
See you next episode.
I'll be back.